I Give Up The Following:

Today is the first day of Lent.  I agonized over what my sacrifice would be when it suddenly hit me.  And I knew it was from God because I didn't want to do it.  But this year for Lent, I give up my rights:

• The Right to Be Appreciated
• The Right to Be Believed
• The Right to Be Comfortable
• The Right to Be Convenienced
• The Right to Be Depressed
• The Right to Be Followed
• The Right to Be Funny
• The Right to Be Happy
• The Right to Be Important
• The Right to Be in Authority
• The Right to Be in the Spotlight
• The Right to Be Lazy
• The Right to Be Liked
• The Right to Be Loved
• The Right to Be Praised
• The Right to Be Remembered
• The Right to Be Safe
• The Right to Be Treated Fairly
• The Right to Be Understood
• The Right to Be Uninvolved
• The Right to Be Used
• The Right to Be Wealthy
• The Right to Companionship
• The Right to Control My Destiny
• The Right to Entertain Evil
• The Right to Feel Important
• The Right to Feel Needed
• The Right to Get Drunk
• The Right to Hate
• The Right to Hold a Grudge
• The Right to Take Credit

I Have an Audience of One